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What should I do to marry a rich guy

Posted by: arasur on: September 18, 2009

Dear Friends,
This one is amazing..  Economics of Beauty Vs. Money
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.I’m 25 this year.I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a [...]

Chit Chat In Washroom

Posted by: arasur on: September 15, 2009

raveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom,
I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
“Hi, how are you?”
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, [...]

Good Management Lesson

Posted by: arasur on: September 9, 2009

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.Management Lesson: Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working [...]

Gals Sixth Sense

Posted by: arasur on: September 9, 2009

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing [...]

doctor vs mechanic

Posted by: arasur on: August 29, 2009

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for [...]

HUM-TUM

Posted by: arasur on: August 28, 2009

glad ..my dad isnt a graphic designer:)

Posted by: arasur on: August 3, 2008

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We indians in cartoons

Posted by: arasur on: August 3, 2008

Eastern Vs Western Cultures

Posted by: arasur on: August 3, 2008

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Anger/Displeasure

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View of Myself

Sunday on City Streets

Parties

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Definition of Beauty

Handling Problems

Daily Meals

Transportation

Life of an Elderly

Shower time

Moods & Weathers

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Perception of Each Other’s Culture

Never marry a s/w engg

Posted by: arasur on: June 23, 2008

Husband: Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the saree.
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband: File in use, read only, try after some [...]


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