A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car,
nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
“Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the hell out of me!”.

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…

MORAL:
Do not stick to one job for a long time!