Posted by: arasur on: October 30, 2007
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 25, 2007
Love Marriage –Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. Similar to object oriented programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 25, 2007
BLOOD GROUP O
BLOOD GROUP A
BLOOD GROUP B
BLOOD GROUP AB
In a nutshell
Cannot stand people who hide the truth
Pessimistic and too sensitive
Cannot take orders easily
Romantic and sentimental
Basic Behavior
Make objectives clear
Careful about decision-making
Make decisions fast
Extremely practical
Possess great deal of confidence
Make things clear in black and white
Can be flexible
Excellent in analyses
Honest, optimistic and energetic
Care too much about social [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
Don’t attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.
Don’t be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.
Don’t be afraid of tomorrow, for God has already been there.
Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
Don’t be angry at a friend who [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
Give her your jacket when she is chilly.
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart, so let your imagination go wild…
Guys: Hold her dinner chair.
“One does not fall ‘in’ or ‘out’ of love. One grows in love” – Leo Buscaglia
Buy her an outfit while she’s trying it on; let her wear it out of the store.
Slip [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
Introduction
Whether you’re simply having a “fat day” or just discovered your old high school boyfriend is in town, attempting to look thinner when there’s no time to diet is a handy life skill. Best of all, while control-top underwear is required, these tricks of light and Spandex require no suffering–which cannot be said of liquid [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
You’ve been best friends for what seems like forever, but lately it feels like the friendship isn’t as cozy as it once was. Women are known for their sense of loyalty, even in situations that are less than ideal.
All relationships aren’t meant to last forever and that includes friendships. People grow and sometimes that means [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
Every girl goes through a phase in her life called teenage. It’s a very important phase because in this you try to be an individual, your own person. You’re totally psyched one minute and in major trauma the next.
It’s definitely a tough time. Your parents want to protect you. Your friends want to influence you. [...]
Posted by: arasur on: October 22, 2007
IT’S A MAN’S LIFE
Age 1-10 : Little boys are the apple of their parent’s eyes. During these tender years, they develop an interest in sport. Upper Class boys learn Polo. Middle Class boys learn tennis or cricket. Lower Class boys play football. Those with IQs less than zero get
a skateboard. Boys in this age group [...]
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