Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
If the Titanic was made in India:
a) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
b) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white sari and of course in rain!
c) The movie would be called “Pyar kiya to marna kya”.
d) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
One day Kuttappan’s dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ” Son why are you late from school?”. Kuttappan answered, “Dad we had extra classes [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
IF 1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?
Please think twice before scrolling
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Answer = 1
REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE .
1 = 5 .
MORAL OF THE PROBLEM :
DON ‘ T COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE .
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 21, 2007
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German Hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He told, “First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for [...]
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