Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
1. There is no #1 reason, and that’s okay
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female
3. Child birth
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
5. Monday Night Football
6. Belching is cool
7. Your bathroom lines are always 80% shorter
8. You can open all your own jars
9. Old friends don’t give a crap if you’ve lost or [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
* If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone who will [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
Did you know that tea is the second-most consumed drink on the planet, right after water? Or that a single tea leaf contains amino acids, carbohydrates, lipids, minerals and vitamins?
Tea
Tea is the second-most consumed beverage on the planet, right after water. Every culture has its own unique customs involved with tea. The Japanese, for instance, [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
Please be careful For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this “sludge” reacts with [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the
speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear
view mirror. He thinks “I can outrun this guy,” so he floors it and the
race is on. The cars are racing down the highway — 60, 70, 80, [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
newton forgot to state these Some Imp Laws Newton Forgot to State…
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone
. Law of Mechanical Repair: After [...]
Posted by: arasur on: September 19, 2007
A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor [...]
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