Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
Luke’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products she asked, “Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.”
“Oh, [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
There once was an consultant who lived her whole life
without ever taking advantage of any of the people she
worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did
resulted in a win-win situation.
One day while walking down the street she was tragically
hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
Love _expression:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I’m home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman,” she told him.
“I don’t understand,” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.”
Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”
“All women cry for no reason,” was all his [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
After immersion, the bodies of kings lie scattered across the battlefield.
One of the morning after a Hindu festival in Bombay where statues of Ganesh are immersed in the sea…
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Wake Up People
It is our [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
Jealousy is an emotion all of us experience at some point in our lives. Who hasn’t felt the desire to have your loved one to yourself? Or been hurt when he appears to be devoting his time and attention to someone else? This is completely normal. But some of us seem to be able to [...]
Posted by: arasur on: August 30, 2007
I am not happy..Neither are you!! I am not happy..Neither are you!!
When I was very small, I thought happiness lies in family trips to exotic vacation places And I never got to go for family trips..for the simple reason that were none..;)
A lil bigger, I thought being a leader would give me happiness So I [...]
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