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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up [...]

Did u knw this?

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

Do you Know …
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do [...]

Beggars?

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

NAME: Massu or Malana, 60
Massu’s Assets : Rs 30 lakh in properties alone
Day’s earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500

Begs at: Lokhandwala. Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars.
Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am.
Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1BHK nearby.Massu’s 1BHK room at Amboli. Both [...]

mba vs engineer

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” The MBA ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me [...]

five star hotel……….NO

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea “
Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”
Answer: “white”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed [...]

Dont be so romantic

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

Don’t Be T00000000000 Romantic
else it ll end like this only …

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATHs

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

This is pretty neat math.
> First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
> Multiply this number by 2
> Add 5
> Multiply it by 50
> If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757
> If you haven’t, [...]

Password

Posted by: arasur on: August 22, 2007

Recently, a friend of mine told me to mind what I say in my emails to him, even in jest. The injunction was not so much an admonishment for something I had said, as a warning against something I may say in the future. The reason: he had shared his email password with his girlfriend.
For [...]


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